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A hilarious, honest memoir—combined with just the right amount of relationship advice—from the popular actress and host of the hit podcast Anna Faris is Unqualified.
Anna Faris has advice for you. And it's great advice, because she's been through it all, and she wants to tell you what she's learned.
After surviving an awkward childhood (when she bribed the fastest boy in the third grade with ice cream), navigating dating and marriage in Hollywood, and building a podcast around romantic advice, Anna has plenty of lessons to share: Advocate for yourself. Know that there are wonderful people out there and that a great relationship is possible. And, finally, don't date magicians.
Her comic memoir, Unqualified, shares Anna's candid, sympathetic, and entertaining stories of love lost and won. Part memoir—including stories about being “the short girl” in elementary school, finding and keeping female friends, and dealing with the pressures of the entertainment industry and parenthood—part humorous, unflinching advice from her hit podcast, Anna Faris Is Unqualified, the book will reveal Anna's unique take on how to master the bizarre, chaotic, and ultimately rewarding world of love.
Hilarious, honest, and useful, Unqualified is the book Anna's fans have been waiting for.
|Publisher:||Penguin Publishing Group|
|Product dimensions:||8.90(w) x 12.00(h) x 7.10(d)|
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Table of Contents
Forward Chris Pratt 1
Introduction: I Rote a Book! 7
The Fastest Boy in the Third Grade 17
List to Live By: The Professions of Men You Should Not Date (I Broke My Own Rules) 25
Ich Liebe Dich 30
Unqualified Advice: Squad Goals? 38
Losing My Virginity, and Other Horrible Sexual Escapades 48
Listener Advice: I Was the Short Girl. What Were You? 59
Proud and Angry 69
Turning the Tables: Not-So-Rapid Fire 74
Waiting … 81
Unqualified Advice: Should You More for the Guy? 84
The Wedding Hoopla 88
Unqualified Advice: Not Enough Soul 98
Meet My Parents 104
Playing House 117
Listener Advice: How to Get Over a Breakup 128
Take Me Home Tonight. Literally. 135
Turning the Tables: Deal Breakers 145
Just Friends: A Conversation Between a Man and a Woman Who've Been Pals for Fifteen Years and Haven't Slept Together 154
Scoliosis Check 164
List to Live By: Sex on the Beach and Thirteen Other Things That Sound Better Than They Are 174
Listener List: Things That Sound Better Than They Are, Part 2 180
What's Your Number? (And Why Do We Reveal It?) 182
Comedy, Fame, and the Gross Words 187
Unqualified Advice: The Bush Is Back 199
Can I Marry You? 203
Unqualified Advice: Unicorns Aren't Found, They're Made 206
How to Deal with Jealousy 220
Turning the Tables: How Would You Proceed? 225
Jack Pratt 230
Unqualified Advice: Protect Your Heart 246
Listener Advice: More Love Mantras 251
Unqualified Advice: How to Tune Out the Noise 270
Friday, January 6, 2017 274
She Said, He Said: What It's Like to Be a Couple in Hollywood 280
Unqualified Advice: I Don't Know What I'm Talking About, but Here's Some Other Free (Or Only the Cost of This Book) Unqualified Advice 288
This Is the Chapter That Will Make You Vomit 295
Don't Call It Closure 300
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
Well written, funny and insightful. By all means, waste your time reading it. You'll be glad you did!
A very enjoyable read.
much less read it! Google what this a$$hat did to a pup she "rescued". She's a horrible loser! And yeah, I logged in JUST to write a crappy review!!!
Stupid book, don't waste your time!!!