What about Santa's Elves?

Come with me to the North Pole, and let me share with you the wacky circumstances and most insane stories of Santa's elves. Let me explain why they called, "Missed Again, Missed Again," and "Reedabaga, Reedabaga." Then, after you get done laughing, you can read these short stories to your children. For this reason, I have included a few notes in the right column so you can join in on the fun. It gives you a few hints on how to be silly. After that, you are on your own.

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