What I Learned in College

What did I learn in college? Well, I learned that going into a closet at a wild frat party for seven minutes in paradise was quite different when you're only in your underwear and your wrists are cuffed behind you with fuzzy pink handcuffs. I learned that being naked and spanked and having sex while people watch is an incredible thrill. I learned that some professors long to punish pretty blonde students who don't respect their classes. And I learned that sex while tied up was, for me, abou...