"Maybe one day we will not be the enemies you make us out to be. Perhaps one day a little Earth child will sit down to play with a little Martian child, or larva, or whatever they are. But, after a while, guess what happens: the little Martian tries to eat the Earth child. But guess what the Earth child has? A gun. You weren't expecting that, were you? And now the Martian child is running away, as fast as he can. Run, little Martian baby, run!" Jack Handey, the sage of surrealism behind Saturday Night Live's "Deep Thoughts," now adds a contribution to interplanetary communication. We only hope those Martians are listening.