When A Lady Misbehaves: A Pleasure Emporium Novel

When A Lady Misbehaves: A Pleasure Emporium Novel

by Michelle Marcos
When A Lady Misbehaves: A Pleasure Emporium Novel

When A Lady Misbehaves: A Pleasure Emporium Novel

by Michelle Marcos



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As a maid at The Pleasure Emporium, Miss April Jardine has witnessed her share of sinful acts, but nothing as brazen as her own money-making scheme. By blackmailing the gentlemen named in the Madame's private diaries, April can escape a life of drudgery—as long as she avoids the hangman's noose. All goes swimmingly until she crosses paths with Lord Blackheath, the most powerful judge in England. His wicked gaze suggests he is torn between exposing April and seducing her—and April is only too pleased to oblige.

Blackheath has no doubt that the alluring firebrand could cripple his family's finances and reputation with the bat of an eyelash. And yet…April outshines every dull Society belle he's ever known, and nothing compares to the sensual bliss they share. But trusting this scheming Miss could cost him everything. Will he ever be able to welcome her into his home—and his heart?

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781429959346
Publisher: St. Martin's Publishing Group
Publication date: 10/30/2007
Series: Pleasure Emporium , #1
Sold by: Macmillan
Format: eBook
Pages: 368
File size: 363 KB

About the Author

MICHELLE MARCOS is a native of Miami, Florida. Having worked as both an English teacher and an actress, she writes romance to celebrate the perfect love.

MICHELLE MARCOS is the author of Secrets to Seducing a Scot and one previous trilogy with St. Martin's Press. A native of Miami, Florida, she's worked as both an English teacher and an actress, and she writes romance to celebrate perfect love.

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Chapter 1 I hate this place.
It was the first thought of every day, but this day in particular.
Squirreled away in the still womb of the pantry, April had finally managed to steal five minutes away from the windowless scullery to read the Society pages. Clutching a pilfered candle and her newspaper, she could follow the chronicles and scandals of the titled elite, and pretend that she was among their number. And just when she began to disappear into the realm of the haut ton, she heard that irritating rhyme that seemed to have caught on at the brothel.
“April Jardine, come clean!”
Pluck a duck! Her hands were still stinging from the steaming dishwater, and raw from the carbolic soap that loosened the grease on the mutton pans. Now there was more cleaning to do. She shook her head, ignoring the summons from one of the working girls. But as the seconds ticked by, the remembered warning from the Madame grew louder in her head until she could no longer focus on her fantasies. She shoved the Morning Post into the pocket of her apron, grabbed the mop and bucket, and trudged up the stairs.
Vomit. It was all over the carpet in Glenda’s bedchamber. Her customer had had too much to drink and had heaved his mysterious-looking supper onto the floor.
April stood in the doorway, her lip curled in disgust. “What in bleedin’ hell . . .”
Glenda walked gingerly around the chunky puddle, lifting her night rail to her knees. “Hurry up, love. He’s passed out cold, but he’ll be awake in a minute. With a little luck, I can convince him he’s already had his go and make him pay again.”
April’s gaze sank from the groaning mass lying facedown on the bed, to the disgusting mess on the floor. “He’s your customer. You clean up after him!”
“You’re the scullery maid! It’s your job! And don’t you give me any more of your lip or I’ll tell the Madame.”
April mumbled a retort as she dropped to her knees in front of the bucket.
Glenda adjusted her gelatinous breasts over her corset. “You’re a silly girl, you are, April. I don’t know why you do it. Slogging in the kitchens day after day, when you really don’t have to. If I were you, I’d take the Madame up on her offer. We need someone to replace poor Deirdre. Why don’t you come work with us girls? In the right light, you could pass for pretty. Besides, you’re woman enough for a man in his cups. You could make a damn sight more money than scrubbing pots and floors all day.”
April lifted a defiant gaze to Glenda’s overpainted face above her. “I’d rather bend my back than lie on it, thank you very much.”
Glenda put her hands on her wide hips and wriggled in derision. “Oh, look who thinks she’s so bloody noble . . . the Dustbin Duchess!”
“Stop calling me that!” April cried, her green eyes shooting daggers at Glenda.
Glenda laughed heartily, her hennaed curls quivering over her freckled shoulders. “I’ve seen you aping them nobs when you think no one’s looking, talking all genteel and putting on airs. D’ye honestly think you’re going to become one of them toffs in Hyde Park, all la-di-da and how-do-you-do?”
“Sod off!” April snapped.
“You mark my words, April Jardine,” she said, her breasts spilling over her corset as she bent forward to face April, “this is as good as it gets for the likes of us. The minute you start filling your head with ideas above your station, somebody’s going to whack it off.”
A long, low groan came from the bed as the man stirred into consciousness.
“Bugger! Hurry up, girl, he’s almost come to!”
April crawled over to the vinegary splatter of vomit, her face twisted into a grimace of revulsion, and poised the damp cloth over it.
“There you are!” exclaimed a voice from the doorway behind her.
Jenny Hare, April’s best friend, grimaced at the mess on the floor. She was already in costume for the evening, a transparent chemise cinched under her breasts, and a pair of white stockings rising up to red garters. “Madame’s been looking for you.”
“She’ll just have to wait,” Glenda interjected. “April’s got to clean up this mess first.”
Jenny arched her shapely black eyebrows. “Then you go up there and tell her that yourself. I’m not letting April get into hot water with the Madame for you. April, you’d best go on up and see what she wants. Let Glenda clean up her own mess.”
April climbed to her feet and offered Jenny a grateful smile. Jenny gave her a conspiratorial wink and handed April’s cloth and bucket to Glenda, who now stood helplessly agape as Jenny shut the door behind them.
It was a typically noisy Wednesday night at the Pleasure Emporium. The tinny music from the pianoforte filled the dim salon. Waves of boisterous singing, punctuated by raucous laughter, swelled throughout the house. A girl shrieked as she was groped by a customer, and he roared in triumph when he finally hoisted her over his shoulder like a sack of meal and pounded up the stairs toward an empty bedchamber. April flattened herself against the wall to allow them to pass her, and then made straight for the Madame’s study and knocked on the door.
April lingered by the open door. “You sent for me, Madame?”
The older woman looked up from her ledger and scowled. “A half hour ago. Where have you been?”
“Sorry, Madame. I didn’t hear you.”
“No doubt you were engrossed in another one of your silly fantasies.”
“No, Madame. I was just . . .”
“Never mind. Mrs. Critchley has been taken ill. You’ll have to clean the upstairs rooms tomorrow afternoon, before the customers arrive.”
“Yes, Madame.” Old Mrs. Critchley was rarely too sick to work, because she could ill afford to lose a day’s wages. Nevertheless, April blessed her own luck. Cleaning all the bedrooms was a load of work, but at least it would take her out of the suffocating scullery for the day.
“When you’re done with the bedrooms, you can tidy up my study. I’m going to sell some of these books, so I’d like you to box them up and take them downstairs.”
Stacks of books were piled high in each corner, carved from the shelves that lined each wall of the Madame’s study. April puzzled over why the Madame would be selling her precious books, but dared not ask. No doubt it had something to do with the way she was frowning over her ledger.
The Madame leaned back in her chair with an exasperated sigh. “Sit down for a moment, April.”
April perched herself on the edge of the chair the Madame had indicated, and waited as the woman lit a cigarette. Despite her exacting manner and brusque demeanor, Madame Vivienne Devereux was a singularly handsome woman, with the high cheekbones and wide mouth characteristic of French women. Her pale skin, though creased around the eyes and mouth, was still lovely. Her once-blond hair was now dulled with gray, but the flash of her icy-blue eyes belied her age. The Madame wore an arrogance that April always admired, a mask of quiet confidence that came from years spent in the company of nobles and royalty. A courtesan of some repute in her youth, the Madame never looked or behaved any less a lady, even now. April always wondered why she lived here, in this hovel of a bordello, instead of exchanging racy witticisms in a Paris salon, where she seemed to belong. But the Madame never spoke of the turn of events that brought her from consorting with European princes to eking out an anonymous existence in a smelly Whitechapel brothel.
“Avril . . . dis-moi. Qu’est-ce que tu as décidé?” Although April was born in England, her father was French, and she was the only other person at the brothel who could speak with Madame Devereux in her native tongue.
April blushed. “I’m sorry, Madame. I’m grateful for your offer of promotion, but I don’t really want to join the girls.”
The Madame’s full lips tensed. “Why not?”
“I’m just too . . . bashful.”
“The shyness will pass. It is the first casualty of our profession.”
“I’m not as pretty as the other girls. No one will ask for me.”
The Madame delicately expelled the smoke through a sideways smile. “And modesty is the second.”
April shifted uncomfortably. She was running out of excuses. “I don’t mean to insult you, Madame, but that isn’t the way I wish to earn my living.”
The Madame’s eyes grew wide with incredulity. “No doubt you prefer the stench of the scullery?”
“No, Madame.” She couldn’t say so to the Madame, but it was a damn sight better than spreading her legs for any man with a few coins to spare.
“I would have thought a year on your hands and knees would have changed your mind in favor of less taxing work.”
April didn’t know how to answer. Nothing could be worse than working in the scullery. Except that.
The older woman leaned back in her chair. “You are an unusual girl. Very different from the sort of woman who comes to work for me. But you must understand, April. You are young and pretty, and your place is in the front of the house, where the men are. I let you work in the scullery for a time, hoping it would soften your maidenly resolve. But I cannot afford to keep being patient. I can get any old woman to work there. I must put you to work where you can be of greatest service.”
April squeezed her hands. “But I can serve in other ways. I can read and write—”
The Madame shook her head. “Those skills are of no use to me here. In fact, the only thing of any value to me you will not part with yet. You are still a virgin, yes?”
April tried to hide the rising color in her cheeks by hanging her head. It was a humiliation to be a virgin in a place like this. “Yes, Madame.”
The Madame leaned forward over the desk, her clear blue eyes glistening brightly. “Do you have any idea of the high price that you would fetch? There’s a king’s ransom to be had for your maidenhead. Most men have forgotten what it is like to have a virgin in their bed, and they would pay handsomely for a second chance at having a fresh girl. It is a great advantage. In one night, you would earn more money than any of the others could make in a month. What do you say to that?”
She could not respond outright. The thought of giving herself to one of these ale-swilling, unwashed barbarians filled her with dread. In a single night, to be branded a low-class whore for the rest of her life—a perpetual consort to this pack of fishmongers, sailors, and pickpockets. It was unthinkable. She wanted better than that. To sell the only thing that truly belonged to her, her dignity . . . it was too great a price for too little a reward.
“Madame, I can’t . . .”
The Madame pursed her lips in frustration. “April, I think you had better reconsider. I have never forced a girl into the profession, and I don’t intend to start now. My customers come to my house because my ladies are willing and eager to please. It is a pity that you would prefer to ruin your young beauty with manual labor, but if you wish to remain in my employ, I must make use of you as best suits this establishment. My greatest need for you is in the front. It is not easy work by any means, but it is considerably more profitable than working in the kitchens. I will give you until Friday to decide. If you trust me, I will find you a generous man who will be gentle with you. If not, then I’m afraid you’ll have to find employment elsewhere.”
The blood drained from April’s face. “Oh, Madame, please don’t do that to me. Can’t I just stay on in the kitchens?”
She cocked her head imperiously. “You seem to be wearing out your welcome there. Cook has been complaining that you’re not putting in a full day’s work.”
“It’s a lie! I work plenty!”
“She says that you’re forever droning on about the aristocrats you read about in the papers, and that if you put as much effort into keeping the pantry as organized as you do your royal gossip, you would make an extraordinary servant.”
“Cook’s got it in for me, that’s all.”
“Is it true that you sneak away to bury your nose in the scandal pages?”
“Of course not. I can’t imagine where she should get such a ridiculous notion.”
The Madame walked around her desk and stood beside April. She leaned over, pulled the folded Morning Post out of April’s pinafore, and held it aloft.
“Oh.” April’s earthy complexion reddened more. “I . . . it’s just to pass the time.”
“Pass the time? If you have the energy to follow the idle exploits of the haut ton, then clearly you must not be busy enough. You’re lucky you’re not living in France now, April. To be such a Royalist would earn you a stroll to the guillotine.” She shook her head. “You and your fancies. It is a waste of your time to revere these ridiculous people,” she said, waving the newspaper, “who do nothing all day but play at being gods and goddesses. And not just because they will never accept you, but because one of these days you will learn that these nobles you worship so much are anything but that.”
Her words were pregnant with meaning, but April was only desperate to hear that she could keep her present job. “I won’t do it anymore, Madame. You’ll never hear another complaint about me, I swear. Can I stay on with Cook then?”
The moments lengthened as April waited for a declaration of amnesty.
“Unfortunately, April, circumstances dictate our choices. If it were not necessary, I could let you stay on in the kitchens. But with Deirdre in her grave these past three months, it has become impossible to make the payments on this house. We are already in arrears, and with the slow winter months coming, I cannot see us surviving into the next year. I need a new girl, and I need her now. And a virgin auction is just what this house needs to stay in business.” At April’s horrified expression, the Madame placed a papery hand on April’s trembling one. “There is no difference between the men of St. James Place and the men of Battersea Park. When it comes to sex, ma petite, one man is as insignificant as the next.”
“But I don’t want any man,” April said defensively.
The Madame’s voice deadened. “That may be true. But without a husband or at least a lover, it will be impossible for you to survive.”
April lowered her face, unwilling to betray her failing hope. Despite her ambitions to improve her station in life, it was foolish to believe she could ever be more than a common scullery maid. But less?
Her mind reeled at the prospect of herself in a virgin auction. She had seen it done before, and she shuddered at the thought of presenting herself before a gathering of the Madame’s eight or ten most solvent patrons, dressed in nothing but a transparent shift. She would have to let their glazed eyes drink their fill of her nearly naked form, and watch as they frantically outbid each other, until only one was left. She would then take the arm of the man who won her body for the evening, and lead him to an upstairs room. She would allow his dirty hands to wander all over her body as he pressed his whiskered face onto hers, and inhale the putrid odor of alcohol in his mouth. She would feel his tongue lave at her neck while he pressed his freely perspiring body onto hers. She would open herself up to him as he tore through the wall that kept her free and pure, forever imprinted by him as her first. She would have to hear him grunt while she dutifully cooed and purred in his ears . . .
“I can’t,” she said, shaking her head slowly.
The older woman clasped her hands on the desk. “I offer you the promise of a better life, April, one which will benefit both you and me. The alternative will make neither of us happy. The choice is yours. Think about it. In two days, I will have your answer.”
“But, Madame—”
The Madame’s voice took on the resolute quality that was the hallmark of her final word on a subject. “That will be all. Return to your duties. I will call you tomorrow when you may clear away the books.” She extinguished her cigarette in a saucer and picked up her quill.
April got up from her chair and silently closed the door behind her.
That night, in her attic room, april sat up awake.
Trapped. That’s what she was. Like a moth in a jar.
No matter how she turned it over in her head, she couldn’t see a way out of this. A virgin auction . . . the very words turned her heart to water. But out on the streets, she’d fare much worse. It was bad enough having to look for another position and a place to live. But how was she supposed to eat with no money? At least at the Madame’s, she had a roof over her head and three meals a day. If only she had someone else to turn to. Her mother had died when she was a child, and her father raised her as best as a drunkard could until his own death last year. With no other living relation, and only the squalor of the London streets to look forward to, being discharged from the Madame’s employ would be tantamount to a death sentence.
And her fate didn’t matter to anyone, because she was no one of consequence.
April gazed at her reflection in a shard of mirror she had collected from a dustbin. Young beauty, the Madame had said of her. There was nothing beautiful about the face that stared back at her. Her long reddish-brown hair curled chaotically. Her skin, bronzed by her labors in the kitchen courtyard, marked her as a working-class commoner. Her stature, lacking the height that comes from proper nutrition, contributed to the condemnation. Tears gathered at her lashes, magnifying the dark outline of her emerald eyes. Her reflection blurred in the mirror, distorting her already disheveled appearance, and her pink lips pouted in self-pity, despair, and angry impotence.
Her heart tightened painfully as her thoughts turned to the ladies she saw strolling languidly through Hyde Park on Sundays, looking willowy and radiant in their elegant Grecian frocks and long white gloves. They had no such problems over their heads. They filled their indolent days with morning rides, afternoon teas, and evening routs. They were free, like butterflies in a garden. How she longed to be one of them!
No one of consequence.
She sighed to relieve the heavy ache. Why was it that some people were favored, and others not? She was a peasant, a commoner, a nobody, and she raged against the accident of birth that made her one who didn’t matter. If this was all she was meant for, why had she even been born?
despite her reprieve from the scullery, the next day seemed interminable. Troubled by the Madame’s ultimatum, she found that even her daydreams eluded her. There was no minuet when she swept the floors, no flower arranging when she replaced the spent candles, no tea service when she emptied the chamber pots. It was all cold reality.
Tomorrow. That’s when the Madame would demand her answer.
It was nearly eight o’clock by the time April was able to tidy the Madame’s study. There were dozens of books scattered about the floor, and she groaned at the thought of crating them all. She was tired and hungry, and she desperately wanted to get out of her filthy clothes. She placed a stack of books on the divan, and began to arrange them in the empty trunk she had brought down. Another time, she might have indulged in skimming the titles. But today, she was in no mood for stories.
When she finally brought the lid down on the packed trunk, her back felt as if there were a sword lodged in it. The divan looked so inviting, so comfortable, that April hazarded a moment to sit. But her bottom landed on something square and hard, and she sprang up from the couch.
It was a book. Camouflaged by the divan, the red leather volume had escaped her notice. There was also no title printed on it. She picked it up, and something slid to the floor. Holding it to the light of the candelabrum, she saw that it was a patch of fine, cream-colored silk. Cradling it in her dusty hand, April gingerly unfolded the pristine material. What she saw startled her.
It was a handprint. A baby’s handprint. In faded blue ink. Impulsively, she brought the swatch to her nose and sniffed. She could still detect the barest trace of violet water through the musty notes acquired from the book’s pages. She turned her attention to the open book. There, on the inside cover, in the same blue India ink, were the words “Journal de Vivienne Boniface Devereux.”
And right underneath in a big bold hand, “Privé.”
April hesitated, glancing at the closed door. Through it, the music from the pianoforte downstairs could be heard clearly, along with the loud laughter and singing from the men and the working girls. Flushing, she debated whether to turn the page, or set the book down and resume her duties, lest the Madame return and catch her. Blood thrumming in her ears, she turned the page.
The hand was bold and exquisitely rendered, the penmanship of a well-tutored woman.
17 août 1790
Pour fêter mon anniversaire aujoud’hui, le Duc de Somerset m’a donné ce journal et une plume dorée. Il est très généreux avec moi, et donc ce soir je lui donnerai quelque chose de tout aussi extraordinaire. April’s eyes widened. It was clear that the Duke of Somerset, who had given the young Vivienne this journal and a golden quill on her birthday, would be richly rewarded that evening!
A stab of guilt jarred her. It was wrong to look through a person’s personal diary, especially one as intimate as this one appeared to be. The Madame had been a very famous courtesan in her day, and she had known many celebrated men. But the Duke of Somerset . . . April had read much about him. She knew him to be a highly respectable man and close friend of the Archbishop of Canterbury, and it shocked her to learn that he would have purchased the services of a courtesan. April was infected with a viral curiosity to know who else was mentioned in the book. Ignoring the reprimanding voice in her head, she hid the book in the pocket of her apron.
later that night, during the busiest hour for the girls in the house, April nestled into her bed. Her tiny attic room was above the third floor, so the music and the noise were faint enough not to bother her. She lit a precious tallow candle, pulled out the diary, and began to read. The dying candle sputtered bravely as the pool of wax threatened to extinguish it. April leaned back against her pillow and rubbed her tired eyes.
This was no ordinary diary. It was a customer dossier.
The Madame had documented every tryst, every liaison, every meeting with the men who paid for her favors. She detailed everything about their assignations: what they ate, where they went, who they met, what they did. Pages upon pages of graphic details described how he liked his sex, what she did to arouse him, how much he paid. Some liked to be whipped, others to do the whipping. One man wanted her to pretend to be a dog in heat, another liked her to dress as a man. April spent the night in a state of continuous blush, her eyebrows frozen in a raised position.
And it read like a Debrett’s Peerage of smut. Peers, playwrights, politicians—all numbered among those who had shared the Madame’s bed. Many were men whose names she recognized from the newspapers, men whose accomplishments made headlines on the front pages. Gentlemen of every rank from baron to duke, members of the ruling class, appeared in the Madame’s little book, their erotic predilections dishonoring their proud names.
She heaved a profound sigh. The Madame had been right. These, the so-called nobles, were just as lecherous as the working-class blokes who frequented the brothel—perhaps more so. They didn’t deserve their dignified standing. She had half a mind to send the diary to the Morning Post, just to see how long it would take for a man to go from High Society to bottom-dweller. She chuckled. What wouldn’t a man give to bury his own sordid past? Which of those men wouldn’t give her as much as ten pounds just to burn this diary? Which of them wouldn’t give her anything she asked? Why, she’d be able to name her price . . .
April bolted upright. She stared at the diary in her hands.
No, it would never work! It was too wild, too dangerous. Someone like her couldn’t pull it off. She was a nobody, a common scullery maid. Someone like her wouldn’t dare. And yet . . .
She got dressed.
Copyright © 2007 by Michelle Marcos. All rights reserved.

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