Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby

by Matthew Inman, The Oatmeal

Overview

Matthew Inman, Eisner Award—winning creator of The Oatmeal and #1 New York Times bestselling author of How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You, presents a must—have collection of comics for cat lovers!

Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby is chockfull of comics about cats, babies, dogs, lasers, selfies, and pigeons. A laugh—out—loud gift for parents of feline and human children, this book contains a vast wealth of never—before—seen comics, including informative guides such as:

• How to comfortably sleep next to your cat
• 10 ways to befriend a misanthropic cat
• How to hold a baby when you are not used to holding babies
• A dog’s guide to walking a human being
• How to cuddle like you mean it.

Includes a pull—out poster:  How to tell if your cat thinks you’re not that big of a deal.

 

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781524850623
Publisher:	Andrews McMeel Publishing
Publication date:	06/04/2019
Series:	The Oatmeal
Pages:	160
Product dimensions:	7.00(w) x 8.90(h) x 0.60(d)

About the Author

Matthew Inman is the Eisner Award—winning creator of The Oatmeal and the #1 New York Times bestselling author of How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. Matthew also co—created the popular Exploding Kittens card game. Since being founded in 2009, his work on TheOatmeal.com has been read by over 300 million people.

Matthew Inman is the Eisner Award—winning creator of The Oatmeal and the #1 New York Times bestselling author of How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. Matthew also co—created the popular Exploding Kittens card game. Since being founded in 2009, his work on TheOatmeal.com has been read by over 300 million people.

Table of Contents

Intro 6

Why my cat is more impressive than your baby 12

A cat enjoys a whiskey 30

Deer diary-part one 32

Buried emotions 34

Reincarnation 35

How to tell if your cat thinks you're not that big of a deal 36

Dentist cat 42

Why haven't you had kids yet? 43

How to be a dog vs how to be a baby 44

Leaving the house 46

How to cuddle like you mean it 48

Lost 50

Shark cat 52

Trust 54

Cat Vs baby, tactical analysis 56

Wet food 58

Group therapy 60

How to use a selfie stick in public 61

The batteries of introversion 62

Laser pointer 64

Cop cat 66

The bottom of the food bowl 68

Toot baby 70

Wrestling 72

Lawyer cat 73

Corgi babies 74

No one likes selfies 80

Pigeon cease-fire 82

A trip to the Vet 83

Bro cat wants to bro down 84

Diaper cat 86

Travis goes to space 87

I wish you were big enough to hug 88

Dear diary-part two 90

Pilot cat 92

The dog at 3 a.m. 94

Seagulls 95

The two speeds of dogs and babies 96

Stand-up comedy 98

The problem with car seats 100

Travis up a tree 102

How to comfortably sleep next to your cat 104

Sneezing vs tooting 110

Cheating cat 111

How to walk a human being 112

Social media cat 124

How to hold a baby 126

I can hear the universe changing 128

How much do cats actually kill? 130

Interview cat 138

Stop staring 139

Sherlock Pigeon 140

Witness me 141

Ten ways to befriend a misanthropic cat 142

Dear diary-part three 150

About the author 153

Epilogue-kitty convict 154