Wood You Be Mine

The first time I met the grumpy lumberjack next door, I almost burnt down his cabin.

The second time, I was throwing tampons at a moose (don't ask).

The third time, I was naked.

And Henri Gagnon is not just my neighbor and landlord, but a pain in my optimistic, plus sized ass. He's got a protective streak under his grumpy exterior and he's convinced I won't make it through the Maine winter.

I'm going to show him and the rest of this small town that they're wrong. I have one year to prove myself...