Your Honor

HAVING BEEN PREVIOUSLY ARRESTED AND CONVICTED MORE THAN A DOZEN TIMES for crimes ranging from drunk driving to theft-by-deception and armed robbery, our protagonist is finally convicted in U.S. District Court of conspiracy to commit mail fraud and sentenced to five years in federal prison. Case closed, end of story. So lock him up and be done with it, you say? Ahh, were it only so simple ... See, the U.S. Parole Board, in its infinite wisdom, granted the moron's request for parole, whereupo...