Your Wife is Too Small!

Trevor is nineteen and all butt-hurt that a neighbor thinks he's a kid. What's worse, Bender thinks Trevor's wife is just a girl, too. Macy might be small, but she knows how to have sex, so Trevor thinks that's all it takes to be an adult.

Looking out from under his combed-over hair, he sees himself entering an adulthood he feels is too easy. Flush with success after getting a job making pizzas, he just can't stand that the neighbor has this unfair view.

But when the neighbor shows him what a...