You've Got Mail: The Perils of Pigeon Post - Fei Ge Jiao You Xu Jin Shen (Novel) Vol. 3

Certain he can't compete with the refined Mr. Lu for Guan Shanjin's affections, Wu Xingzi resigns to leave for the capital. Here, Peng Society manager, Rancui, is determined to find him a less complicated romantic prospect. With a stroke of luck, one man stands out: the plain but charming Ping Yifan. Sure, he can't stop thinking about Guan Shanjin and his mighty member, but Ping Yifan's pengornis is just as prodigious! Yet when Wu Xingzi encounters a familiar face from his past, he's forced...