Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology

Get this: Cronus liked to eat babies.



Narcissus probably should have just learned to masturbate.



Odin got construction discounts with bestiality.



Ganesh was the very definition of an unplanned pregnancy.



And Abraham was totally cool about stabbing his kid in the face.



All our lives, we've been fed watered-down versions of the classic myths. In reality, mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified . . . wait, it all makes sense now. In Zeus Grants Stupid Wis...