Left Turn, Right Turn, U-Turn

Your doctor just gave you the bad news. Medical tests show you have 3 or 4 months to live. And you were just getting ready to begin your retirement. You're shocked and scared but finally resign yourself to the facts. You start to think about people you could have helped over the years, the things you've left unfinished and all of the lost opportunities. But now you are out of time. And then it happens...your doctor calls. He's very apologetic. Your test results were mixed with someone else'...