Attack of the Vampire Weenies: And Other Warped and Creepy Tales

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Overview

A boy steals a ticket to an amusement park and gets the ride of a lifetime—literally. The first day of middle school turns into a free-for-all when the gym teacher offers a “get-out-of-gym-free” card. Sick of his sister’s vampire wannabe friends, a kid decides to teach them a lesson at their next party. But the tables are turned when some surprise guests show up.

Critically acclaimed author and master of the macabre, David Lubar, is back with thirty more warped and creepy tales for fans of his bestselling Weenies story collections, which have sold more than 1.7 million copies to date. Don’t be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare!

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Children's Literature
This is a creative collection of creepy yet hilarious short stories. The tales will take you on an unforgettable roller coaster ride, to a zany gym teacher and even into the path of some vampires—but not before they get a taste of their own medicine. The characters created by the author are engaging and will immediately hook budding readers. The suspenseful plots will leave even the most reluctant readers continually turning the pages. Whether you want to bring some spooky stories to your next sleepover, enhance your Halloween party or make a camping trip unforgettable, this is the book to take. David Lubar brings the book to a unique close as he shares with his readers the inspiration behind each short story. Not only can the reader understand Lubar's thinking process but maybe the next time they see something unusual or have a what-if moment, they too can use it as the basis of the next great novel or short story. Reviewer: Lisette Baez
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The lead miner of the "ha-ha-horror" vein offers 33 more microtales (all but three newly minted) in a fifth Weenies collection. Most end badly for a young narrator or protagonist: In the title story plus three more, vampires triumph over obnoxious teens; in others a ghost, a malicious elf, swarming spiders and bees, all-too-omnivorous "MutAnts" and reanimated skeletons likewise snuff out the incautious or naïve. The laws of physics come into play when television-addict "Rapt Punzel" carelessly throws her huge weight of hair out a window. All humanity waxes rank and tubby after a young inventor finds a way to turn soap into candy. And a lad discovers that playground "Cooties" aren't as intangible as he thought. Lubar keeps the pace changing and injects plenty of humor—most notably and hilariously a clueless student's run of luck in a geography bee (A country on the Strait of Hormuz? "Oh, man." Oslo is the capitol of what country? "No way"). He rounds it off with a closing section of story notes; about "Cooties," he writes, "I was thinking about cooties (I have too much leisure time), and it hit me that someone has to be the last person to have them." All in all, the gathering assays out as rich in eye-rollers, groans and mild chills. (Funny horror short stories. 11-13)

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780765363237
  • Publisher: Doherty, Tom Associates, LLC
  • Publication date: 4/24/2012
  • Pages: 224
  • Sales rank: 162,718
  • Age range: 9 - 12 Years
  • Lexile: 0580L (what's this?)
  • Product dimensions: 5.20 (w) x 7.60 (h) x 0.70 (d)

Meet the Author

David Lubar
David Lubar

DAVID LUBAR created a sensation with his debut novel, Hidden Talents, an ALA Best Book for Young Adults. He is also the author of True Talents, Flip, and four short story collections: In the Land of the Lawn Weenies, Invasion of the Road Weenies, The Curse of the Campfire Weenies, and The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies, as well as the Nathan Abercrombie series. He lives in Nazareth, Pennsylvania.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 27, 2012

    Micah

    Great book. Dads should get it for kids named micah

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    Posted January 12, 2012

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    Best Book

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 13, 2012

    GO WEENIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    AWESOME! Now I want to read every weenies book. This has nothing to do with vampire hot dogs

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    Posted May 5, 2012

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    Posted March 19, 2012

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 11, 2012

    B-)

    I read Curse of the Campfire Weenies- loved it- I'm pretty sure I'll like all of his books.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 10, 2012

    WOW!!!

    Man what a book!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 24, 2012

    Love it

    I have theer of this books. I love them.

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    Posted March 5, 2012

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 1, 2011

    Awesome

    Best book ever

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 20, 2011

    Good

    I wish to read more.

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    Posted November 1, 2011

    Awesome

    This book is awesome I recomend it

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 22, 2011

    Funny

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    Posted August 31, 2011

    cool

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    Posted May 26, 2011

    Very entertaing book

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  • Posted May 25, 2011

    Not for the faint of heart

    For lovers of very short stories with a dark and twisted view, this is the book for you. If you prefer books with flowers, butterflies and cute puppies then you want to look elsewhere. With several different (monstrous, not glittery) vampire stories, stories about cats, dogs and even video games this takes you down a path even darker than the "Goosebumps" series. Do not read this if you are prone to nightmares, walking in your sleep and you might want to hide it from your kid brother or sister and even your parents. It might be too scary for them. But you can handle it. I know you can.

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