Berti Segschneider's Cottages for Wayward Dead Germans: Birth Is Not the Beginning-Death Is Not the End (Chinese Proverb)

My name is Mohammed but it was not always so. I was born under the shadow of Europe's largest Gothic church and began my journey towards Islam at the age of 4 when Berti led me up the gangplank of a steamer headed for Montreal. As an introduction to my latest work I suggest reading "...from a Muslim Electricians Notebooks" then possibly my views and outlooks may be better understood by infidel and Islamist, both of whom I seem to have pissed off!