A Pepsi, a Pack of Smokes & Some Really Good Porn

Everyone has dreams - you know, the seemingly unattainable things that we all pray for: more money, a better way of life, world peace and the like. And there are even some of us who dare to dream of fame or - believe it or not - actually being with famous people; those celebrities we wish we could just meet, get to know better and possibly hope to see in an altogether different light. However, there realistically isn't a snowball's chance of that happening ... or is there? Meet Phil Stenopo...