Confessions of a Catholic Schoolgirl

Valerie Bernowski: broken-home princess, obsessive-compulsive perfectionist, and... Catholic school survivor? Valerie Bernowski hates her school, her plaid uniform skirt, and her flat feathered hair. She also hates being teased and called "polock" so much, she tells everyone she's Swedish. When Valerie finds out her parents are getting divorced her world turns upside down. She begins to rebel against the Catholic faith and the ones who push it on her; her mother, Sister Mary Angelina, and e...