The Color Diet

Here's what happens when you try and digest two enzymes in one day:

The naturally colored Enzymes (one produced by nature, not in a laboratory) get confused, addled, and if you are a crossword nut, then you could say they are "at sea." You could also say: "bolloxed" if it were a real word. These enzymes are like Moses in the desert, like Ronald Reagan in his last two years of his second term, or like my Uncle Mac who didn't forget how to pee, but forgot what a toilet looked like.

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