Bedtime Stories for Academics: Quibbles and Squabbles at Typical University

Welcome to Typical University, where Cinderella is an adjunct, the Tortoise and the Hare share a tenure line, Bacchus runs the study abroad office, and everyone is as exhausted and beleaguered as the typical college employee. At Typical, Rumpelstiltskin will not be helpful with the tenure review process. Robin Hood may be breaking rules in the dorms, but that doesn't mean his resident director wants to be known as the Sheriff of Nottingham Hall. Snow White has her hands full with seven unru...