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I Am Counting My Days (Just for Fun): Affirmations for Surviving Splendidly

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The offbeat, heartfelt, surprisingly profound affirmations you need to keep your feet on the ground and your head attached-no matter what the world throws at you.

I Am Counting My Days (but Just for Fun) is a collection of 200 quirky mantras for whatever you need help with today-some of the weirdest and most wonderful nuggets of positivity and wisdom you've never read. Examples include:

  • I have legs to stand on and pots to piss in
  • I can have any mind I set my mind to
  • I can't stop staring at ...