The Color of Her Panties

A merwoman and a goblin girl each take on dangerous quests in this hilarious fantasy adventure by a New York Times-bestselling author.

In Xanth, almost everything is magic, and whatever isn't is probably lying. The land is also more dangerous than the sea, but that isn't going to stop Mela Merwoman, who is searching for a husband. With her options running low, she transforms into a human and leaves the safety of the sea to ask Good Magician Humfrey for assistance. But before Mela can begin h...