A Beginner's Guide to Invading Earth

A Beginner's Guide to Invading Earth

by Gerhard Gehrke

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Product Details

BN ID: 2940155398387
Publisher: Lucas Ross Publishing
Publication date: 07/14/2015
Series: A Beginner's Guide to Invading Earth , #1
Sold by: Draft2Digital
Format: NOOK Book
File size: 422 KB

About the Author

Gerhard Gehrke is the author of Red Wrath, The Minder's War series, Nineveh's Child, the Supervillain High series, and A Beginner's Guide to Invading Earth.

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A Beginner's Guide to Invading Earth 4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 1 reviews.
lauralovesreviewingLT More than 1 year ago
I expected some humor in this story. The title sure suggests it. As does the fun cover art. There’s a whole lot of laughs here. The author’s choice of casting his main protagonist as your average Joe makes it mysterious and fun. And the aliens. What can I say. You’d expect them to be intelligent, right? They come from galaxies far, far away. They must be smart to be able to conquer space travel. Well, that’s not the case here. They seem completely unaware of how scary they look to us humans. The first few attempts at contact fail dismally. One alien gets run over by a truck, several get shot, and many more meet sticky ends. And when you see the story from their point of view, you’ll shake your head at just how inept and clueless they really are. I wish I could share some of their attempts with you, but don’t want to include spoilers. I may have a warped sense of humor, but I had to laugh, a lot, at how some of the aliens met their ends. Jeff has no idea he’s been chosen as the person of first contact with the aliens. Why would he. He’s nobody special. When contact is made, he’s soon embroiled in alien politics and conspiracy. He has some help from an outcast alien and a woman with her own agenda. It’s crucial that he discover the reason behind all of the alien deaths before Earth and humanity becomes a target. I laughed at the beginning, and the laughs just kept coming. The aliens were kind of gross, in a funny way. They smelled. I mean really smelled. And they acted more like children than intelligent beings. An action/adventure science fiction story for all ages. With loads of laughs and fun characters, and plenty of adventure, this is one I’d recommend to all readers. It has something for everyone. Sure kept me entertained for a few hours.