A Shameless Little Con

I didn't do it.

I never betrayed my friend.

Last year, I was kidnapped along with presidential candidate's daughter Lindsay Bosworth, forced to help her assailants, my mother implicated in one of the biggest political scandals in American history.
I've been cleared of any wrongdoing, but that doesn't matter. Once you're tried by the media, you're guilty as sin. The truth doesn't get the public's attention.

But shame? Shame sells.

And everyone assumes you're tainted.

Now I have my own personal sec...