A Story About You

If you haven't read the story yet, then please, stop and read it now, before you read the rest of this extended description. These paragraphs are addressed only to those who understand--first hand--the importance of attaching this spoiler alert.

(If you have not yet read the story, and are reading the rest of this long description anyway, I want you to know something: I didn't stop at the spoiler alert either. Believe me, I know how odd that sounds. I *remember*.)

I may be its author, but I n...