A Very Grumpy Chef

I didn't mean to wake up the hottest man in my apartment building at six in the morning, but in my defense... my kitchen was on fire.
Coco
I can't cook, can't even boil water without setting off the fire alarm, and trust me, I've tried.
That's actually how I meet my grumpy new neighbor.
He comes over to yell at me for waking him up with the fire alarm and embarrasses me in front of the entire building.
Now my new plan is to avoid that man like the plague and find some other way to feed myself...