After Birth

After Birth

by Elisa Albert

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ISBN-13: 9780544582910
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Publication date: 02/02/2016
Edition description: Reprint
Pages: 208
Sales rank: 348,842
Product dimensions: 5.20(w) x 7.90(h) x 0.80(d)

About the Author

ELISA ALBERT, author of The Book of Dahlia and a collection of short stories, has written for NPR, Tin House, Commentary, Salon, and the Rumpus. She grew up in Los Angeles and now lives in upstate New York with her family.

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1
November


The buildings are amazing in this shitbox town.
   Late eighteenth-century row houses. Dirt-basement Colonial wonders. High-ceilinged Victorians. Clapboards. Wood stoves, crappy plumbing, gracious proportions. Faded grandeur, semi-rot. Clawfoot bathtubs with old brass fixtures rusty as hell. Here and there the odd sparkling restoration. Someone’s nouveau riche marble kitchen.
   Here’s my favorite: four-story brick, three windows wide, with a Historical Society Landmark plaque. Built in 1868. Elaborate molding painted many shades of green. My friends Crispin and Jerry spent the better part of ten years rehabbing it. They’re on sabbatical this year in Rome, those bastards. They sublet to this amazing poet with a visiting gig at the college. Mina Morris. I’m a little obsessed with her, by which I mean a lot, which I guess is what obsessed means.
   The parlor curtains are open and the lights are off.
   I drove Crisp and Jer to the airport, and Crisp handed me an estate-sale mother-of-pearl cigarette case perfectly filled with nine meticulously rolled joints.
   I teared up.
   Medicine man, please don’t go.
   Listen.
He lifted my chin and met my eyes in this avuncular way he has. You’ve come a long way. You’re going to be fine. He said it slowly, like I might be very old, very stupid, or both.
   I have five joints left.
   The baby’s first birthday approaches. Still, there are bad days. Today’s not so bad. Today I have fulfilled two imperatives: one, the baby is napping; two, we are out of doors, a few blocks from home.
   Anyway, Mina Morris. Crisp gave me her contact info because we’re supposed to be landlord proxy, Paul and I, take care of anything that comes up with the house while they’re gone.
   Mina Morris. Quasi known as the bass player from the Misogynists. Girl band, Oregon, late eighties. Lots of better-known girl bands talk about having been influenced by them.
   Cold this week, and dark so early. Late afternoon and the light is dead. So it begins: months of early darkness and cold. November again, back around to another. Last November a nightmare blur of newborn stitches tears antibiotics awake constipation tears wound tears awake awake awake limping tears screaming tears screaming shit piss puke tears. My weeks structured around a very occasional trip to the drive-through donut place near the mall, baby dozing in the back. Idling in the crappy old Jewish cemetery across the highway, heat cranked, reading names on crooked headstones, sipping an enormous, too-sweet latte, tapping at the disappointing glow of my device.
   Faint whistle. There goes a train. To the city, probably. Four fifteen. Too late for the baby’s nap now, too close to bedtime. But I’ve given up trying to control this shit. If you have an agenda, any needs or desires of your own (like, for example, to take a shower, take a dump, be somewhere at a given time, sit and think), you’re screwed. The trick is to surrender completely, take your moments when you get them, don’t dare want for more.
   Mina Morris: erstwhile poet, almost rock star. Here, in Crisp and Jerry’s house. Gives me an obscure little thrill, it does. I want to be friends.
   A third-floor light goes on, and simultaneously the baby starts up with the whimpers. I take my cue. Keep the stroller moving, always moving, a reflexive animal sway. Respite over. Maneuver down the block toward the river, up Chestnut, and on home. Put some cheese on crackers and call it dinner.
   Another day gone, okay, and I get it, I got it: I’m over. I no longer exist. This is why there’s that ancient stipulation about the childless being ineligible for the study of religious mysticism. This is why there’s all that talk about kid having as express train to enlightenment. You can meditate, you can medicate, you can take peyote in the desert at sunrise, you can self-immolate, or you can have a baby, and disappear.
 
   I’m not interested in anything.
   Ari. Babe.
   Which might make sense if I was all consumed with thoughts of baby-food making and craft projects and sleep-training philosophies and bouncy-chair brands, but I really can’t get all that excited about any of that shit either. So basically I have no idea what to do with myself, Paul.
   Babe. Give it some time.
   Fine, I mean, great, but how much time? He’s one, Paul.
   Exactly, babe, he’s one.
   You should just send me away someplace. You should just take me out back and shoot me.
   Ari.

 
Utrecht, New York: the valiant but disgusting Bottomless Cup, the filthy antique shop with unpredictable hours, the burrito bar with blurry pane glass. Windowless Ozzy’s, the diviest bar ever, embodiment of dive, hilarious exaggeration of dive: jaundiced, wispy-haired men in stonewashed denim smoking endless cigarettes and playing pool on a disintegrating table at eleven in the morning. The tiny cheesecake-burlesque joint run by kids (it’s funny how you start calling them kids) who graduated a few years ago and are committed to local regeneration. They smoke weed and bake all day, act sort of put out when you come in wanting a slice of caramel toffee and some tea. Long-empty storefront, recently empty storefront, long-empty storefront.
   Two hundred miles directly up the river on the east side, forty-five minutes past the sweet antiques, the second homes. A town, I guess you’d call it, a once-upon-a-time town, some blocks of cheap, amazing, mostly run-down houses crying out for restoration by the likes of us. We are happy to oblige them, the houses. We live like kings. When Paul got this job I was six months pregnant and we thought: okay, yeah, go fuck yourself, Brooklyn! We spent like a hundred dollars on an amazing 1872 four-bedroom Italianate with a killer porch and congratulated ourselves on the excellent aesthetic of it all, no “good” school district for miles, relatively low volume of hyper-ambitious creative aspirants, stoic wide planks groaning wisely underfoot.
   Our accountant works out of the creaky Albany townhouse where Herman Melville spent part of his childhood. There’s an okay coffee roaster, a tiny wine bar, a tinier used-book store, and a shitbox convenience store. And the food co-op two towns over where I work Fridays like a good little citizen. Sometimes I even wear the baby around in a sling.
   The college in town is pretty much its own thing — rich kids who didn’t get into fill-in-the-blank — and the town, or the quasi town, has been in varying stages of rot for a while. Some faculty live in this handful of blocks, in these amazing, intermittently neglected houses sloping down toward the overgrown banks of the river; others live in head-shakingly unattractive suburbs spreading out like rays from the sun of the mall north of here. A stubborn few actually commute from the city, refuse to be separated from that fucking city, not even for wildly affordable pocket doors and stained glass and exquisite molding and antique tile and anti-glamorous/glamorous social annihilation.
   In the early nineteenth century, Utrecht was the center of shirt-cuff manufacturing, big bustling factory supported the entire town, until a succession of patents changed shirt-cuff manufacturing forever, mass production, outsourcing, what have you, and Utrecht withered like a corpse. A dump, to be sure, but still, a kind of particularly sweet Hudson Valley dump. A shirt-cuff bigwig founded the college in 1845, purportedly because his son didn’t get into Harvard.
   Remnants of the shirt-cuff era abound. A leathery and delightful old girl band called the Cuffs. The empty shell of the mill immediately downriver. Once in a while there’s a spirited movement to turn it into some sort of performance space, a DIY community center they want to call “the Downriver,” but local bureaucrats crush that regenerative shit time and again, dashing the hopes of our sweet, stoned cheesecake artistes.
   Few blocks in any direction are desperate slums, and on Sundays you can’t so much as buy a newspaper within a mile. But there’s a tiny, unpretentious farmers’ market in the courtyard of a vacant mini-mall on the edge of town, and a chain pharmacy just opened a ways down Main Street, in a long-empty storefront that was for a hundred years a jewelry store. BARLOW AND SONS, EST. 1893: you can still see remnants of the old gold lettering. The chain pharmacy didn’t even bother to fully renovate. Just slapped a fluorescent sign over the door and drywalled the interior.

Table of Contents

Title Page,
Contents,
Copyright,
Dedication,
Epigraph,
November,
December,
January,
Acknowledgments,
About the Author,

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After Birth 2.8 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 4 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I purchased this book after hearing the author interviewed on NPR. I regret the purchase. I had to stop reading after about 60 pages because the character's outlook on life was so negative, self-centered & hateful of everyone.
anonomas More than 1 year ago
Very good and very true!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Maybe my expectations for this book were too high, but I found After Birth almost unreadable. It was crude, depressing and peopled with characters I didn't like and couldn't relate to. Although the story line had potential, it was never developed or realized. and became lost in a sea of negativity. Out of the entire book, there was only one paragraph I felt worthy of publishing. It came early in the book when the main character described the overwhelming fears of new motherhood. I kept reading, hoping to find similar descriptions., but was disappointed. Dreary,, boring, a complete waste of my time. Save your money and borrow from the library.
StephanieNP More than 1 year ago
Sharing the wealth on different perspectives of this recommended book. After Birth is a brutally honest book about a subject that’s not talked about in all honesty, though there’s an entire industry built around it: motherhood, specifically new motherhood. It’s true the voice may be out of some folks’ comfort zones- jolting, raw, in your face. Indeed I almost put it back down on the shelf as it doesn’t always work for me, but I don’t always like to read in my comfort zone and I know Ms. Albert has the craft to tell a story, and there is a universal one in here. An elegy for the collective female wisdom that made the birth and after birth period less mysterious and shocking and vulnerable to patriarchal control behind medicalized birth and baby feeding. Will everyone relate to the narrator’s inner stories of sex, drugs, privilege, loss? Not all (though some will) but perhaps most can relate to the swan song of the female who finds herself suddenly questioning whats touted as female emancipation because of baby formula or putting off childbearing for convenience. Those benefits have their place and time, but not how they’re sold to us. Do only a few privileged get to think of such things while others troll away to get through the day with food on the table? Yes, but it doesn’t make the arguments less relevant, and the narrator isn’t blind to this privilege. She acknowledges it as real but doesn’t make the harsh truths she brings up go away. In fact, she’s quite likeable. This is not a poor me motherhood book, though at times you want to shake the narrator and scream “Not all women are blessed with this burden!” but in doing so that would negate the very real wacky, scary sometimes terrifying feelings that post partum life brings, and individual story of each woman. The narrator questions the system we have in place in how we view childbirth and post partum health.  The book also brings to light the wacky world of female friendships, and how its zaniness continues into the world of motherhood (my own take is part of the problem is how people place importance in them because they have to with the loss of extended family to help).  All that being said, the story is engaging (I spent all of Sunday reading it) in its own fictional right. As a mom, book reader, writer and former student of Ms. Albert I appreciated so much here. Someone’s gotta give truth a loud voice when everyone else is being quiet, or whispering at most. To call out what’s being falsely spun about this beautiful blessing of life in the modern world. I already bought a second copy for a friend I know struggled with the 1st year.