All Men Are Cows

In the small town of Maryville, GA, teenage boys are on the menu... Claire Roberts is a young woman of many talents. Not only does she make the best burgers in town, but she also possesses the unique ability to transform men into cows. When Claire becomes the victim of a terrible attack, she unleashes a horrific revenge plot: crate all the boys who wronged her to the slaughterhouse and grind them into burgers for their families. With the help of her best friend, Claire devises a list of boy...