Almost Over, Never Done: A Reluctant American's Pandemic Tragicomedy

What starts with plague, ends in war, and begs to be banned by certain governors? This book!

She's just an ordinary freelancer on the search for the next big gig until a very small virus comes to town, turning her into a disabled medical refugee trapped behind enemy lines. Isolated, unemployed, and hunted by hate groups, she starts interviewing chairs and asking to be fingerprinted by the FBI. Then things really get difficult.

With nothing but frayed nerves and whatever is left in her bank ...