Though a wizard, Morts is not wise. Unable to accomplish even the simplest of household chores without getting himself banished for illegal summoning, he must learn to find his way in a mortal world he is utterly unfamiliar with in order to complete a virtually impossible quest so he can return home. Magic power, an obscenely inflated ego, and a flying creature made of animated lint are the only assets he has at his disposal, and they're also the ones that will repeatedly lead to him making exponentially more terrible decisions which cause trouble for himself and everyone unfortunate enough to cross his path. He'll need friends to survive this journey, but in a world where everyone wants to use him or abuse him, he'll have as hard a time figuring out who to trust as he has opening doors.
Though a wizard, Morts is not wise. Unable to accomplish even the simplest of household chores without getting himself banished for illegal summoning, he must learn to find his way in a mortal world he is utterly unfamiliar with in order to complete a virtually impossible quest so he can return home. Magic power, an obscenely inflated ego, and a flying creature made of animated lint are the only assets he has at his disposal, and they're also the ones that will repeatedly lead to him making exponentially more terrible decisions which cause trouble for himself and everyone unfortunate enough to cross his path. He'll need friends to survive this journey, but in a world where everyone wants to use him or abuse him, he'll have as hard a time figuring out who to trust as he has opening doors.
Beards, Devils, and Snake Oil
Beards, Devils, and Snake Oil
Product Details
| BN ID: | 2940046054071 |
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| Publisher: | Will Shirley |
| Publication date: | 06/30/2014 |
| Sold by: | Smashwords |
| Format: | eBook |
| File size: | 5 MB |
| Age Range: | 18 Years |