Better Off Dead (Lily Harper Series #1)

DEATH WAS JUST THE BEGINNING OF MY PROBLEMS.
When dying was the easy part: Confessions of a reluctant soul retriever...

So, long story short, I died when I was hit by a truck full of chickens. Right, I literally got chick-filleted.

But it wasn't my time to go.

So, why did I go cluck-cluck-die?

Answer: Bill, my guardian angel (obviously light on the 'guardian' part).

Now I've been offered a second chance at life, courtesy of AfterLife Enterprises. But beware the small print.

Small print? I have to work as a soul retriever, venturing into the bowels of the Underground City (aka hell) to rescue souls that were mistakenly sent there during a Y2K computer glitch. Seriously.

My guidance counselor for this new adventure? None other than Bill-my incompetent, womanizing and completely useless guardian angel.

Enter Tallis Black, a centuries old Celtic warrior, and a man who hates himself almost as much as he hates the rest of the world.

He's dark, dangerous, and definitely hiding something.

I'm not sure why Tallis is offering to help lead me through the Underground City, but I either accept his offer or risk dying... again.

Between dealing with Bill, learning to wield a sword, navigating the nine circles of hell, and trying to figure out what's really in it for Tallis, I'm pretty sure I would've just been better off dead.

This series is for you if you love books with:

  • Fated Mates/ Destined Lovers
  • Alphaholes
  • Forbidden Romance
  • Enemies to Lovers
  • Forced Proximity
  • Damaged Heroes
  • Found Family

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Better Off Dead (Lily Harper Series #1)

DEATH WAS JUST THE BEGINNING OF MY PROBLEMS.
When dying was the easy part: Confessions of a reluctant soul retriever...

So, long story short, I died when I was hit by a truck full of chickens. Right, I literally got chick-filleted.

But it wasn't my time to go.

So, why did I go cluck-cluck-die?

Answer: Bill, my guardian angel (obviously light on the 'guardian' part).

Now I've been offered a second chance at life, courtesy of AfterLife Enterprises. But beware the small print.

Small print? I have to work as a soul retriever, venturing into the bowels of the Underground City (aka hell) to rescue souls that were mistakenly sent there during a Y2K computer glitch. Seriously.

My guidance counselor for this new adventure? None other than Bill-my incompetent, womanizing and completely useless guardian angel.

Enter Tallis Black, a centuries old Celtic warrior, and a man who hates himself almost as much as he hates the rest of the world.

He's dark, dangerous, and definitely hiding something.

I'm not sure why Tallis is offering to help lead me through the Underground City, but I either accept his offer or risk dying... again.

Between dealing with Bill, learning to wield a sword, navigating the nine circles of hell, and trying to figure out what's really in it for Tallis, I'm pretty sure I would've just been better off dead.

This series is for you if you love books with:

  • Fated Mates/ Destined Lovers
  • Alphaholes
  • Forbidden Romance
  • Enemies to Lovers
  • Forced Proximity
  • Damaged Heroes
  • Found Family

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Better Off Dead (Lily Harper Series #1)

Better Off Dead (Lily Harper Series #1)

by H. P. Mallory
Better Off Dead (Lily Harper Series #1)

Better Off Dead (Lily Harper Series #1)

by H. P. Mallory

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DEATH WAS JUST THE BEGINNING OF MY PROBLEMS.
When dying was the easy part: Confessions of a reluctant soul retriever...

So, long story short, I died when I was hit by a truck full of chickens. Right, I literally got chick-filleted.

But it wasn't my time to go.

So, why did I go cluck-cluck-die?

Answer: Bill, my guardian angel (obviously light on the 'guardian' part).

Now I've been offered a second chance at life, courtesy of AfterLife Enterprises. But beware the small print.

Small print? I have to work as a soul retriever, venturing into the bowels of the Underground City (aka hell) to rescue souls that were mistakenly sent there during a Y2K computer glitch. Seriously.

My guidance counselor for this new adventure? None other than Bill-my incompetent, womanizing and completely useless guardian angel.

Enter Tallis Black, a centuries old Celtic warrior, and a man who hates himself almost as much as he hates the rest of the world.

He's dark, dangerous, and definitely hiding something.

I'm not sure why Tallis is offering to help lead me through the Underground City, but I either accept his offer or risk dying... again.

Between dealing with Bill, learning to wield a sword, navigating the nine circles of hell, and trying to figure out what's really in it for Tallis, I'm pretty sure I would've just been better off dead.

This series is for you if you love books with:

  • Fated Mates/ Destined Lovers
  • Alphaholes
  • Forbidden Romance
  • Enemies to Lovers
  • Forced Proximity
  • Damaged Heroes
  • Found Family


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781483995236
Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date: 04/13/2013
Series: Lily Harper Series , #1
Pages: 270
Product dimensions: 5.00(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.57(d)

About the Author

H. P. Mallory first launched her writing career as a self-published author, leading her to runaway success. Today, her books are New York Times, USA Today, and Amazon bestsellers. Her works include the Jolie Wilkins series, the Dulcie O’Neil series, and the Lily Harper series, all wildly popular. A huge fan of paranormal stories, she loves reading or watching anything having to do with ghosts or vampires. An avid traveler, she has lived in England and Scotland—experiences that continue to influence her writing. She resides in Southern California with her husband, her son, a very talkative cat, and an enormous St. Bernard.
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