Blizzards and Bastards

I did not intentionally get my butt stuck to a frozen toilet seat.

I did not mean to spray my favorite singer in the face with pepper spray.

Promise: I'm just a fangirl, not a stalker.

Pop-rock band, Inked Pages, has just rescued this failed bookshop owner from a desolate rest stop.

These four spicy rockstars plan to drop me off at home and skedaddle to their ultra-viral holiday concert.

But the blizzard, it's a Christmas miracle in disguise.

Twelve days snowed-in with my family.

Twelve days of ha...