Blue, Red, and Dead: When it's too close to call, but not too close to kill

The United States is in the grips of a major constitutional crisis, an election too-close- to call, in which even the Electoral College fails to select the President. The unabashedly ambitious and stunningly beautiful democrat Vice President Charlotte Reid, Harvard law grad and spouse to the world's richest software magnate, rose to the top of the ticket when the sitting President mysteriously announced he would not seek reelection for a second term. But she has fallen a mere three votes sh...