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Like Goldilocks and the three bears? What if it were a bit more 21st century and super sexy?
Let's take Goldilocks and make her a rich, spoiled runaway bride. We don't need three bears for this story. Let's turn them into one big bear of a man. Finally, instead of Goldilocks eating the porridge, the runaway bride was caught eating his beans.
That sounds just right.
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About the Author
Elizabeth Lynx is not a robot, that's for sure. At least she says she's not. She is also not a space alien. How do I know this, because she was born in Baltimore Maryland in the 1970's when no one wanted to be in Baltimore Maryland so why would her parents say that if it weren't true. Of course she has had her suspicions growing up and is still in a continual search for evidence that backs up her space age theories.
To bide her time she writes about 'normal' people and their sexy romantic lives. Her husband chooses to put up with her theories and paranoid musings. Her two little boys help her see that perhaps she isn't an alien but more of a climbing rock. This theory is new, so she needs more time to develop it further.
She has a website called E. Lynx (http://elynx.weebly.com).