Changed Plan: A Poorly Scheduled Romantic Comedy

"Get to the airport early," they say. "You don't want to miss your flight." I got here three hours before my departure time. But my flight decided to miss me. It seems like everyone's flight has been canceled. They can't all have weather delays! All I want is to roast on a beach in Florida and forget all about the fact that I've been fired. Dismissed. Discharged. Terminated is the word human resources prefers. Because they're actual sadists. The last thing I need is this human-shaped Golden...