Confessions of a Slut

Selma Brazinsky is an average-looking, thirty-four-year-old, single, full-figured woman who has never had an earth-shattering orgasm with any man. Almost as frustrating are her Mama's attempts to fix her up with one loser after another. So Selma joins the Love Connection, an Internet dating service, tagging herself, "Experience Wanted Sally."

She meets men all right. There's "Barrel of Laughs Mike," who needs sniffs of oxygen at the most inconvenient times, "Harvey the Ballroom Dancer," whos...