Curmudgeons, Conundrums and Druthers That Sail

Gather round my friends
And you'll hear many a tale
About Curmudgeons,
Conundrums
and Druthers that
Sail
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If you believe that your life's
Ambitions complete,
You will change your tune
After you have occupied Sesame Street
You'll hear the sage like reflections of a wise sexagenarian,
spoken after he naps in the family solarium
An odd Superhero locked in in the dungeon
May I introduce, "The Mighty Curmudgeon."
Anthropomorphized creatures you'll see,
Plus Donkeys and Elephants who serve you and me.
While on...