Dear Mr. Dad Bod

Dear Mr. Dad Bod: Where do I apply to be your baby girl?

Madden Banks

Things I never thought I'd do:

Become social media's resident sexpert, Mr. Dad Bod.

Post thirst traps.

Fall head over heels for a girl half my age.

But here I am, anyway.

The whole world tunes in to ask me burning questions about their kinks and see my dad bod in all its glory.

So it shouldn't be any surprise when they're front and center the day the curvy dancer of my dreams appears.

Olive Crosby has my heart trying to beat out ...