Dear Satan...

Careful what you ask for, because Lucifer sees you when you're sleeping. Spies when you're awake. Knows if you've been nauseatingly good, so try to be bad for the devil's sake.

Merry is determined to make Christmas special for her son. He hasn't spoken or smiled since his father died, so she writes a letter hoping for a holiday miracle.

Dear Satan...

Her unfortunate error ensures her wish ends up in the wrong place. Worse? Satan answers her plea-after telling Santa where he can shove a candy c...