Delicate Freakn' Flower

Dammit, just how many toes was she going to have to stomp on before people realized she was a delicate freakn' flower?

Naomi doesn't want to follow tradition and settle down with a violence-loving, chest thumping shapeshifter. She grew up in a household with five, testosterone laden brothers where none of the dishes ever matched, the ugly-as-sin furniture could withstand any catastrophe, and where crazy glue was bought by the case.

When fate--with a snicker--makes her meet not one, but two ma...