Drinking & Knowing Things

Want a recommendation for the best California Chardonnay to bring to your next dinner party? If so, don't buy this goddamn book. Forget you even saw this. Purge it from your memory. This book is not for you.

Unless...

Do you want to become the most knowledgeable person in your social group about wine? Do you want to uncork a bottle of whoop-ass on every winedouche and uppity sommelier? Do you want attractive people to hurl themselves at you?

And are you too lazy to spend any time whatsoever le...