Even Halos Can Be Crooked

I'm Autumn. I'm having an interesting couple of days you could say. See, I almost died and was sent back from Limbo because I haven't built up enough good Karma. I know. It sounds far out there but imagine if you were living it?
I don't have to because I already am.
Now I'm seeing halos everywhere. I even have one and its crooked! Can you believe that? My halo is crooked!
Apparently my soul is imbalanced and is now in a power struggle between Heaven and Hell. I've been given the chance to s...