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Narrated by: Johnny Heller

Unabridged — 6 hours, 9 minutes

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Overview

A brilliant and wickedly comic novel about fame and its discontents.

Noel Hammersmith has two dreams: to bring his weight down to a slim 138 pounds and to be famous. Despite being a diet book editor and exercising regularly, he can't lose a pound, and his hilarious timidity insures that he has a hard time getting attention at all, let alone fame.

To express his growing frustration, Noel begins to write angry letter-to Brooks Brothers when they discontinue his favorite shirt, and to Golden Rul...