Table of Contents
Foreword I Slept in My Makeup Last Night xiii
Chapter 1 Feelings Can't Kill You 1
Chapter 2 An Ode to the Girls Who Grew Up Too Fast 18
Chapter 3 PSA: Don't Take Adderall to Party 32
Chapter 4 The Toxic Relationship with Myself 38
Chapter 5 The Beauty of the Breakup 56
Chapter 6 PSA: Beware of Validation Sex 69
Chapter 7 Talk Mental Illness to Me 75
Chapter 8 Lez Talk About Sex 96
Chapter 9 PSA: Don't Starve and Drink 112
Chapter 10 The Body Wants What You Give It 116
Chapter 11 Drugs, Music Festivals, and Creepy Men 127
Chapter 12 PSA: Strong Women Own Their Mistakes 134
Chapter 13 Praying to Lana Del Rey 141
Chapter 14 PSA: You Deserve to Have a Good Time at the Pool Party 156
Chapter 15 It's Okay to Be a Cold Bitch Sometimes 162
Chapter 16 PSA: Bottomless Mimosas are Taking You Down 168
Chapter 17 Confessions of a Reckless Spender 172
Chapter 18 The Great Toxic Relationship Cleanse 187
Chapter 19 PSA: Beware of Drinking and Bleeding 204
Chapter 20 How to Eat a Piece of Pizza Without Wanting to Die 208
Chapter 21 How To Channel Your Wild Creativity Into Wild Productivity 223
Chapter 22 You Are Your Own Ride or Die 236
Acknowledgments 243
