"This book made me laugh my ass off. Granted, I was drunk off strawberry wine, but I guarantee you will also laugh your ass off. You'll just need this book and perhaps a glass of strawberry wine." – Mike Sacks, author of AND HERE'S THE KICKER and YOUR WILDEST DREAMS WITHIN REASON
"Matthew David Brozik and Lauren Krueger's caveman cookbook is so funny, it could have evolved mankind from the Stone Age right into the Rubber Chicken Age." – Rob Kutner, multiple Emmy-winning Conan writer and author of APOCALYPSE HOW
"If you're one of those people who can barely boil water, this is the cookbook for you. After all, its namesake has only just discovered fire. Let Gooroo drag you back to her cave and then into a more enlightened era of cooking--if by enlightened era, you mean the Pleistocene. From Rock Soup to Pteriyaki Pterodactyl Wings, the recipes in GOOROO'S PRO-MAGNON KITCHEN won't have you digging too far before you hit a cache of prehistoric funny bones."