Granny Panties

At thirty, history professor Augusta "Aggie" Mahoney's life has settled into a rut so deep even her underwear has given up—all of them being white cotton granny panties. When her longtime fiancé delivers a life-altering ultimatum, Aggie is forced to make a decision about her future. Doing the only sensible thing she can think of, she grabs a few airplane bottles of tequila and flees to the most sacred place she knows—the Effigy Mounds National Monument, tucked into the bluffs above the Miss...