Helping out my Straight Neighbors

I didn't know Evan very well, but I admired him and my other hunky neighbors, often from my window, as they worked on one project or another. I'd have been mortified to have my private life dragged out into the middle of the street, like the night his wife kicked him out.
So when I spotted him sleeping in his car the next day, my heart when out to him.
Without thinking about it, I invited him to stay at my place. I had a thing for lost causes and broken things, one day it was going to get me...