Hijinks With A Hellhound

I'm a one-and-done kind of hellhound... I don't catch feeeeeeeelings...

Once upon a time, my first and last relationship taught me that romantic love isn't enough to stop your boyfriend from trying to kill you. Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. My awesomeness is now strictly reserved for one-nighters and casual hookups. Sure, my friends seem to be matching up in romantic bliss, but screw that-I'm not interested.

Besides, things are hotting up at the Community of Species Government, and ...