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I suppose you're entitled to a warning.

This is it.

None of these stories are meant to be taken seriously.

Sometimes I sit down at the keyboard and the sentences just start rolling out. I rarely know what's going to happen next. I sit, appalled, watching the bizarre progression of character, incident, and idea that assemble on the computer screen. It astonishes me to see how the most sparkling of sentences can contain no real semblance of appropriate social decorum.

Nevertheless, every story in...