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How to Be an Ex-Footballer

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The first truly insider guide to being a Premiership footballer, from Britain's funniest sporting icon

Very funny on almost every page, wonderfully self-deprecating and very sharp on the ludicrous behaviour of the modern player' -Sunday Times

'The funniest man in British sport' - Metro

**ASunday TimesSports Book of the Year**
**Shortlisted for the National Book Awards**
**Longlisted for theTelegraphSports Book Awards Autobiography of the Year**

You become a footballer because you love football. A...