How to Be an Ex-Footballer
By Peter Crouch
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By Peter Crouch
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The first truly insider guide to being a Premiership footballer, from Britain's funniest sporting icon
Very funny on almost every page, wonderfully self-deprecating and very sharp on the ludicrous behaviour of the modern player' -Sunday Times
'The funniest man in British sport' - Metro
**ASunday TimesSports Book of the Year**
**Shortlisted for the National Book Awards**
**Longlisted for theTelegraphSports Book Awards Autobiography of the Year**
You become a footballer because you love football. A...
Very funny on almost every page, wonderfully self-deprecating and very sharp on the ludicrous behaviour of the modern player' -Sunday Times
'The funniest man in British sport' - Metro
**ASunday TimesSports Book of the Year**
**Shortlisted for the National Book Awards**
**Longlisted for theTelegraphSports Book Awards Autobiography of the Year**
You become a footballer because you love football. A...






















