How to Pretend to Have Climbed Mount Everest

(This guide is also available in the bundle "The Collected BABU Guides: Volume One")

People are always bragging about everything. Ooh, I graduated from Harvard at the top of my class. Ooh, I married a model. Ooh, I successfully removed your tumor. For some reason, they’re undeterred by your flipping them off and shouting that they’re complete twats. No, there’s nothing you can say, nice or mean, that will derail them or their steady progress towards happiness and success. They’re better than...