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I Need a New Butt!

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Nothing gets kids cackling like a cracked butt. It's hilarious, it's irreverent and it's great for bringing out the immature kid in all of us.

"A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end!" — Norman Public Schools

A young boy suddenly notices a big problem — his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book — no ifs, ands, or butts about it!

"I can assure you right now that your kid...